PAID

Where the ‘I get paid for doing this…’ posts settle down and live forever.

(12) I get paid for doing this…

I get paid for doing this…

I recently had the pleasure of hosting all day at Fun Fun Fun Fest 2012, I got to introduce David Cross, Wyatt Senac, Saul Williams and many others. This photo comes from an introduction in which they wanted me to throw out condoms before the next act. Of course I had to turn it into a game so I started aiming for open mouths, this young man was the big winner.

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(7) I get paid for doing this…

I get paid for doing this…

I had my Pre-K students fill out a worksheet recently.  It would have been unfair if I didn’t match their efforts by completing the assignment as well.  Miyaka, Lil, and Joelene are all great teachers!

I love black people

RG

(4) I get paid for doing this…

One Friday, in an effort to make work a more spirited place, oranges were handed out with the message, Orange you glad it’s Friday!  I love the whole thing but on Monday I felt empty again.  I helped myself make Monday better.

Lemon Monday

RG

(3) I get paid for doing this…

I get paid for doing this…

In this picture I’m doing my best Marilyn Monroe.  Thanks to Kat J for the skirt and Canadian denim vest.

Dress Code

I’m one of two guys that works at my day care.  Summer is coming up and everyone wants to show off their crazy bod so we need to set guidelines for an appropriate look.  While it didn’t apply to me I felt like I had to speak up about the new dress code memo that went out.  My bod is my words, how can you try to stifle my self expression while teaching someone to tie their shoe or serving steak fingers and a vegetable medly?  I’m lucky my boss and coworkers have a great sense of humor.  I just ate so my belly is confident in this picture.

Shout out to Lanette for coaxing me into asking about a gym membership dressed like this during my break.  She was so kind as to accompany me to the gym above our day care and witnessed me telling the woman at the desk that I was ‘trying to get that beach body’.  She was very nice to me and not just all customer servicey.

RG

(2) I get paid for doing this…

I get paid for doing this…

Ridden

2009: A nice little picture from the greatest summer camp in the world.  Unfortunately I can’t show you the full picture with the kids in the background enjoying the scene because I don’t have legal permission to do so.  Fortunately it is still an awesome picture, what a farmers tan, let us not forget I was being paid for this…

RG

I get paid for doing this…

I get paid for doing this…

Mustache Mondays

It’s called Mustache Mondays, ya dig.  Shout out to Kat J. and Jeremy A. of Killing in Apathy.  That sentence wrote itself.  The kids at my daycare think it’s real sometimes because they’ve only been alive for three years.

RG